Where Idiocy sells, intelligence fails!

The state of affairs in the entertainment scenario of India are going beyond wretched!

Ask any ardent movie-goer, and you would know …. Havent seen a decent flick in bollywood since Dil Chahta Hai. Havent seen a decent tamil flick since Aaytha Ezhuthu.

There are so many good decent and simple movies which often more so go unnoticed. Take “Rhythm” [tamil] for an instance. A really nice story. Wonderful music. And of course, a raunchy dance number to satisfy the masses. And yet the movie fared only averagely. But then in this state, one can never tell anything for sure. This is because:

• Politicians from here claim to be a part of a secular front, beyond any discrimination.
• Yet they are backed heavily by caste based votes in rural areas.
• People talk about patriotism or rather a mania for your own mother toungue, and how the other languages are “creeping in” and should be banned. Hindi is the national language.
• You are Indian first and a regional citizen afterwards, aren’t you?

Heroines in movies over here have to be~

• NOT tamilian
• Imbeciles.
• Fair skinned.
• Stupid enough to not able to EVEN lypsynch.

The youth involved in politics for “language based patriotism” are ardent fans of such bimbos. They are ok with playback singers from the north singing mass songs [a.k.a dappankoothu songs] and mispronouncing every other word.

What can you make of dodos who make the movies of 60-odd old morons fighting 6 foot taggdda jawaans run for more than a year??? :-O

What can you think of idiots who keep trying to launch their offsprings, who cant even spell the word “T-A-L-E-N-T”, leave alone possess it!

Hmmm … things are just as dismal all around. Take up bollywood, [and even a few from Hollywood] for an example. There seems to be a bevy of artistes in the Dah-series. [to be read as Duh! ]

Everything seems to be released in series, so here I go!

Name~ Duh-shwarya Die

Age~ too old to be acting

Degree~ supposedly in architechture

Biography~

After winning a beauty paegent eons ago …. [I am talking about the time when she was actually young], she spearheaded a revolution of models take the road to tinsel town ….. which has given more prototypes to the “Duh” series.

After facing much criticism from her peers and seniors, she boldly went where no stupid architect went before! She joined up at the Linda Blair University where she majored with top honours in facial expressions.

To put a full stop to those who did word-bashing about her accent, she enrolled at the Hema Malini Insitute of Dialogue Delivery, where she has reproduced a typical H.M accent that is unsurpassed to this day.

When she is not making movies, her hobbies include – practicing for the world’s widest and scariest grin contest and dumping her actor boyfriends a.k.a trampling on their hearts. As far as her take on black money goes, she takes complete care of it by producing flop movies with ventriloquist dummies in the lead

More on the duh-series later!