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October 21, 2007

Happy Vijayadasami

Filed under: Hinduism,Humour,Life — Teal @ 10:28 pm

Our gallant heroine wakes up at 8 am on vijayadasami and does other household chores like a chamathu ponnu [Good girl] that she is. Our heroine Teal’s Sub Conscience takes the driver’s seat in this post. Will be denoted as Teal’s SC.

Statutory Warning: Excessive Usage of emoticons.

Teal: [stretching widely] … Yaaawwwnnnnnnn …

Teal’s SC: :-W How long will u put off the obvious? Somberi Kazhudha [Lazy Donkey!!!]……
Teal: Peace out dude .. i am already busy with stuff!

Now comes the point where the herione does the all pervading job of eating mammu,[food] drinking payasam[kheer] and watching flopped “megahit” thiraipadams [movies]  on regional channels, telecasted for the very first time!

Teal : Yawn …… Me is the sleepy.

Teal’s SC: Books ellam pujaiku vecha porathu .. apo apo thoosi thatti vechukanum. [It’s not sufficient to just keep books and perform poojas … you should occasionally dust them and use them too ..]

Teal: Hey, u have a point.

Teal’s SC: One day in a year all you people nicely escape from reading stuff .. on account of Saraswati Puja.

Teal: Don’t be so jealous. You don’t have a saraswati puja day in the world of sub consciousness. And you consciences are always supposed to suggest good things and point the materialistic brains in the right direction, am I right?

Teal’s SC: Yeah you are right… engalukkum bore adikardhu … but we are the conscious after all …. 😎

Teal : Here comes the sermon … **Yawn**

At 10:30pm in the night, after chamathu ponnu Teal visits the surrounding temples and comes home.

Teal’s SC: Now you better do what you’ve effective postponed all day long!

Teal: [a look of revelation on her face]: Oh yeah!Thanks conscience!

Teal’s conscience looks at the sky and mutters “why the me?”

So here I am typing away my post … and my conscience is bullying me to spend my time in fruitful tasks … so …

Happy Happy Vijaydashami folks!

May this day dawn upon you all wonderful beginnings of miracles in the days to come. 😀

Teal’s SC: Peterrr uttadhu podhum .. poi thoongu.[Enough of speaking too much english, go to sleep]

Teal: ***Enna kodumai saar idhu?[What crap is this Saar?]

[sad flute music playing]

PS: The translation of tamil phrases used are enclosed within the square brackets.

***PPS:  This dialog is the crunch dialog of a movie called Chennai-600028.

PPPS: This post was edited after Ron’s comment. Sorry gal! 😦

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6 Comments »

  1. I didn’t know it was Vijayadasami……but then again, I don’t think that knowledge would’ve made a world of difference 😉

    Comment by Brat — October 22, 2007 @ 1:57 am | Reply

  2. tamil teriyaadu 😦

    Comment by ronnie — October 22, 2007 @ 11:50 pm | Reply

  3. heya.. 🙂

    Comment by abhi — October 23, 2007 @ 9:35 am | Reply

  4. @ Brat:
    Now this is the part where I go “Hmmm…” 😛

    @ Ronnie:
    Sowwwy Girl! Have updated the post with translations .. My bad 😦

    @ Abhi:
    Heya .. I’m guessing you’d have had the same sentiments as Ron. 😐

    Comment by Teal — October 23, 2007 @ 10:04 am | Reply

  5. hey! wow!

    u translated dat! kewl …
    thanks a ton for that..
    now find it looot better.. 🙂
    Good post!
    nd wish u the same ….

    Comment by ronnie — October 23, 2007 @ 4:30 pm | Reply

  6. eggjactly

    Comment by abhi — October 24, 2007 @ 3:41 pm | Reply


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