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December 22, 2005

Vat ij eggjadly the burbose of this bost ???

Filed under: Humour — Teal @ 2:26 pm

Vat ij eggjadly the burbose of this bost? You might wonder … this is one of those times when my mind races … but nothing comes thro ! So, exams started again!!! Yay 🙂 Sorry eggjams started again … yipeee …Seriously I never thought a day would come when I’d actually rejoice the onset of exams … Hmmm … but this year has been one heck of a tumultuous ride … [material for my last post for this year] so people, do stay tuned! But what to post on at this moment, I mused … so I decided to dedicate this bost to one of our most favorite brofessors, the wan and wanly, Brofessor Brozezure. The man! The icon! Who knew all that was to know about brozezures, bositions .. fungsions … et al.

It was the beginning of the semester … we’d heard legends about this particular brofessor from our juniors, they are all palsy-walsy with him. We were in great spirits … you know the free-birds of the college … the works. Then we heard that Brozezure was going to take a super cool paper for us. [I am not a geek by any standards, but as compared to other blunt rusted papers, this was awesome :D]. Door opens … footsteps audible … Professor [I am sorry for typo], Brofessor Brozezure walks in to the noisy class…lighting dims … the illumination of one single focus light lit the path which he walked … my gang of amigos were hushed by his dynamic and majestic persona that enraptured everyone …one would think he was capable of aerodynamic stunts … pin-drop silence [more like deathly silence…], one could almost hear trumpets and drums playing [or more like marauding pachyderms] in the background. Me and my gang looked at this stunning personality in expectation … then he did the one thing that tarnished all this build-up… he spoke.

He spoke in our native tongue [accompanied by raucous noises from pachyderms in the background] and after getting acquainted with us … took the roll call …

Roll no 32: Branav … [Pranav]

Roll no 33: Bramod… [Pramod]

Roll no 34: Brernaaaa …[Prerna] …

Aaah .. aarrgh … since then I clog my ears with whatever I could find when roll call reached 32 … till mine comes of course . But this guy has one heckuva sense of humor. I’ve never laughed so much in my life as I have during his classes … all his discussions about maliziouz godez and every question appended with a “eggjagdly” in it. Most of you must’ve known that Shakespeare is famous for coining many words in the English vocabulary [like “assassin” for an example … oopsie … eggjambel]. Well this super-kewl dude will go down in history for coining some really stupendous pronunciations!!!

This super cool dude deserves a brofessor’s job in Cambridge or Oxford. For his manipulation of the English language, alone… as far as his domain knowledge goes … well, lets just say, Words can’t describe it!!!

I even remember jotting down some of his pearls of wisdom, so that I could spread this enlightenment onto the other unlucky students in my college … who were not as fortunate as us. Once catching me off guard in the corridor, he’d once said “Bleaze fill it up the forms and put it the table, students not the submit…” I was facing him front, while my senior who was blessed enough to be standing behind him … got to laugh out loud!!! I am no good at suppressing laughter … so I stifled it, hurriedly muttering a “Yes sir”, before running out of his earshot, so that I could enjoy a hearty laugh as well …

Since then, every class of this esteemed person became an episode of SNL for me and my gang … eventually we stopped jotting down his wise percepts… [How much can one write when they are enraptured by the on-goings in the classroom???]. So here’s to you sir! You rock!!! Or should I say .. you rule!!!!

Others envied us, some would wonder about the gyaana oli-vattam surrounding me and my classmates’ post-brozezure’s class and think where it suddenly came from … hmmm .. any guesses???




  1. Teachers murdering english isnt new in india..ever heard of “stand in a straight circle..”but ur Brof seems 2 b a unique sbecimen in his own way…rotfl 😀

    Comment by Vivek — December 22, 2005 @ 4:30 pm | Reply

  2. yeah rebel is right…hats off to ur brof…but wat eggjadly r u doin without studyn for ur egjams…LOL i too got the lingo

    Comment by me2rock — December 22, 2005 @ 4:57 pm | Reply

  3. LOL ..I guess every school/college is blessed with such staff 🙂 . We had one in our school who pronounced “quantum theory” as “condom deory ” .And of course , since we were in 11th STD. , we found it even more funnier 🙂 .

    Comment by Jagan — December 22, 2005 @ 5:30 pm | Reply

  4. hmm.. i have heard lotz abt that..even im blessed with many such brof.. my maths brof used 2 say..”nothing problem” & “done’naalum do it again”.. and my english brof – “u mit wud not have been able to “… I enjoyed these ppl classes a lot!!!!!!

    Comment by Hell's Angel — December 23, 2005 @ 5:49 am | Reply

  5. @ Vivek:
    I thot u were gonna shed the whole rebel thing .. nywayz thnk u. 🙂
    @ Harish:
    I think my parents are already asking me those questions.
    @ Jagan:
    lol! i had a physics teacher in skool who pronounced V.S.E.P.R as sth rather unique .. 😀
    @ Hell’s Angel:
    You remeber Ashwini ma’am right?? 😀

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 23, 2005 @ 11:30 am | Reply

  6. yo! good one… u mizzed brizilla in the roll call…vherhy hilharhiouzzz…

    Comment by logicfox — December 23, 2005 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

  7. @ Logicfox:
    Thnk U… 🙂 I guess we r the ones who face this divine comedy on a daily basis!

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 23, 2005 @ 10:00 pm | Reply

  8. Hilarious post! In my friend’s class, a prof in a class goofed up some basic stuff (Ohm’s law), and the class gave him a hard time for it. His response, though, was classic. “Please, boss, I got married recently.”

    Comment by Niranjan — December 24, 2005 @ 8:08 am | Reply

  9. hey teal .
    it is worst when english teachers speak in this manner….
    some with theirs Bs…and Rs…..and Os….and SHs…..some who cannot pronounce SH and say S instead …it is fun ….

    between merry christmas…..

    Comment by Ash — December 24, 2005 @ 8:52 am | Reply

  10. @ Niranjan:
    Thx man 🙂 and ya , i guess it’s ppl like these who make our school/coll life memorable …we always have sth to laugh at a few yrs down the line.

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 24, 2005 @ 9:08 am | Reply

  11. @ Ash:
    Ya i knw .. ppl callin rahul as ragul .. sheeba as seeeba … et al.
    X-mas eve, huh? have phun!!!

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 24, 2005 @ 9:09 am | Reply

  12. Hilllarious post teal! Enjoyd every bit… and all comments 2 people trying 2 emulate. Looks like u hav infected every1 wid the Barazzite*. Bavam Basanga* 😀

    Comment by Dino — December 24, 2005 @ 1:10 pm | Reply

  13. @ Dino :
    lol 😀 … U c Brozezure has that effect on ppl … u talk abt him .. then u start talkin like him ……
    That ij eggjagdly da brozezure

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 24, 2005 @ 3:03 pm | Reply

  14. ayyo ayyo!!! I had a physics teacher in school…”both the waves are is in an out of phase”…. wud use is, was , and evrythin in one single sentence…those were fun days!!!

    Comment by kuttichuvaru — December 24, 2005 @ 3:42 pm | Reply

  15. @ Koushik:
    Lol! Ultimately in school, Physics teachers are the funniest na!!

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 24, 2005 @ 4:32 pm | Reply

  16. May Lovely,
    Happy Times,
    Decorate your
    Holiday Season,
    May Warm, Special
    Memories, Brighten your
    New Year, May the wonder of
    Christmas be with you forever.

    Comment by Nanyaar? — December 24, 2005 @ 5:20 pm | Reply

  17. @ Nanyaar? :
    Wish u a merry X-mas and a happy new year!!! 😀 Cheerio

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 25, 2005 @ 4:10 am | Reply

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