~Spero ergo sum~™

December 18, 2005

20 reasons why exams SUCK

Filed under: Humour — Teal @ 9:32 am

20 reasons why exams SUCK:

  1. You don’t get the mood to study during the study holidays…amidst all the holiday planning… so you do good ol’ 12th hour preparation.
  2. 2 days before the exam, you can’t find your syllabus book.
  3. When you actually locate it, you realize that you don’t have material for half the subjects.
  4. You get into a frenzy of panic and take deep breaths.
  5. You call up your friend who lives nearby.
  6. She doesn’t have it either.
  7. Then she gets psyched out and you end up consoling her, feeling a hell lot better.
  8. After hanging up, you forget the whole purpose of the call…
  9. After gathering all the relevant material, you look into the pages and wonder how Lord Murphy could write Greek and Latin, and that too in your syllabus!
  10. You skip a few topics. [Given the hectic schedule of panicking and mugging alternatively].
  11. The very same topics appear in the @#&^ing paper … that too in the detail section.
  12. You walk out of the hall with a firm resolve to gather material in time prior to the next exam.
  13. You runaway from the scene when your friends and classmates do a post-mortem of the question paper … who the @#$% wants to remember it anyway???
  14. You spend sleepless nights during exam seasons…
  15. You do the next exam very well.
  16. You try to enjoy your holidays … but the thoughts of results always linger in your mind.
  17. When the results do come out …and you realise the whole ordeal was not worth it ! You fare better in the paper you thought you screwed up in and get mediocre marks in the paper you thought you’d ace.
  18. You use expurgated words to describe the soul who corrected your papers as well as the university…
  19. You pen down similar and other such useless thoughts on the eve of an exam…. get close to nervous breakdowns when you get the news that …. Exams are postponed !!!!
  20. Twenty reasons aint enough!!! I can give you infinite reasons why exams SUCK!!!

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17 Comments »

  1. Perfect 🙂

    Comment by Vivek — December 18, 2005 @ 10:37 am | Reply

  2. thnk u rebel 😀

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 19, 2005 @ 8:08 am | Reply

  3. hmm very true.. but add 1 more.. u gear up 4 ur exam & at the last min u learn that itz postponed..

    Comment by Hell's Angel — December 19, 2005 @ 9:14 am | Reply

  4. LOL ! Namma pozhappu ippadi nayandi pochu paaru 😦

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 19, 2005 @ 9:15 am | Reply

  5. Looks like exams hav got the best outta u.. atleast in ur blogs :-). Yet another postponement isnt it?

    Comment by Dino — December 19, 2005 @ 5:14 pm | Reply

  6. @ Dino:
    **Teal smirks**
    Dude, this aint my best!
    The best is always yet to come … 🙂

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 19, 2005 @ 5:56 pm | Reply

  7. enakku ennamo unga post ellam padichaa college nyabagam ellam varuthu… tats gud… but the bad part is vayasu aagiducho nnu oru peeling….

    Comment by kuttichuvaru — December 20, 2005 @ 2:02 am | Reply

  8. Absolutely .. Dude .. I totally agree with you…

    Comment by Bhavna Neel — December 20, 2005 @ 10:52 am | Reply

  9. nice one again! lets say its umpteen reasons why exams suck.

    Comment by logicfox — December 20, 2005 @ 6:27 pm | Reply

  10. exam do suck when all these reasons are present ….but think of a time when all these reasons are erased away and the results too come good…..

    i always liked them as they were the testing grounds for enduring my stand

    cya
    and merry christmas teal
    Ash

    Comment by Ash — December 21, 2005 @ 5:18 pm | Reply

  11. @ Koushik and Bhavna:
    Dont feel yaar, innum konja maasathlaa naangalum unga clubla join pannidivom. 🙂

    @ Logicfox:
    YA, I know!!!

    @ Ash:
    Believe me … given the present circumstances u wudnt appreciate exams either, But wish u a merry X-Mas 🙂

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 21, 2005 @ 6:19 pm | Reply

  12. guess postponement of exams have made u think nd write such things…hasnt this given good thoughts like this to u? a nice one

    Comment by me2rock — December 22, 2005 @ 4:53 pm | Reply

  13. @ Me2rock:
    Hey thx dude 🙂 the glass is always half-full rite!

    Comment by Trinity Teal™ — December 23, 2005 @ 10:16 pm | Reply

  14. Exams are lovely whatever you say.It is just aboput opinion and i feel your opinion is prejudiced and WRONG.Exams are heavenly and marvellous.

    Comment by Arnav — March 8, 2009 @ 12:17 pm | Reply

  15. EXAMS DO NOT SUCK AND THEY ARE HEAVENLY

    Comment by Arnav — March 8, 2009 @ 12:18 pm | Reply

  16. Exams suck…all they mark is MEMORY RECOIL.
    In this day and age we have COMPUTERS to do this and CALCULATORS and the INTERNET to help us in our daily lives.
    Hence there is no real need to REMEMBER it!

    Comment by Mark — April 22, 2010 @ 4:17 am | Reply

  17. man every single reason has to be second *bows*

    Comment by fladtound — July 26, 2010 @ 2:48 pm | Reply


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